NO Cap

$34.87 $32.08 CAD

Schrödinger-level irony or just a good old dad jokeA paradox in streetwear form. Wear it and let people spiral into confusion. Is it's deep? Maybe it's dumb? Either way, it's funny. No cap.

For those who love wordplay. We love it at Select Celestial, it's literally comes from our naming even. Do you? If you do well make your head a joke and just embrace the ambivalence.

 🧢 Made of 100% chino cotton twill, may contain low key humor, or not. 

Who’s This For?
✔️ GEMINI, SAGITTARIUS, AQUARIUS, VIRGO – the masters of sarcasm and selective seriousness
✔️ Meme lovers, internet philosophers, and people who type in lowercase only
✔️ The ones  who laugh at their own jokes which make sense because their jokes are actually hilarios
✔️ Anyone who enjoys confussing strangers for sport

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WHY ITS BEST FOR CAPRICORN/ SCORPIO/ PISCIES/ VIRGO / LEO

Scorpio – The embodiment of transformation, intensity, and emotional depth. Known for their ability to embrace pain as beauty, Scorpios dive into deep self-exploration, making them natural admirers of art that challenges. If anyone would stare into the void for hours to make a statement, it’s them. This cap is for Scorpio fashion lovers who are drawn to themes of suffering, endurance, and emotional depth.

Pisces – Dreamy, poetic, and spiritually attuned. Pisces carry an almost tragic beauty with their martyr complex, making them deeply connected to art as an expression of emotional and spiritual transcendence. A Pisces would either weep at a performance piece or step into the role of the artist. For those born under this zodiac sign, this cap is an ode to their connection to art and emotion.

Capricorn – The sign of discipline, endurance, and unwavering commitment to the craft. Capricorns don’t just create; they commit to their art with a stoic rigor. They would see a quote like “Artist must be beautiful” and immediately think, yes, suffering is the path to greatness. When art requires stillness, focus, and conceptual endurance, Capricorns are first in line—and they make it look chic.

Virgo – The perfectionist. The one who relentlessly refines, analyzes, and suffers for their art. For Virgos, the process of creating is as significant as the finished product. They are deeply attuned to the technical aspects of beauty, knowing that every perfect detail demands effort. This cap is for the Virgo artist who will push their craft to the limits, all for the sake of perfection.

Leo – The performer. The natural-born artist who thrives in the spotlight and takes pride in pushing emotional and physical extremes. While Leos may not embrace suffering as others do, they live for performance, bringing intensity and flair to everything they touch. A Leo wears this cap like it’s their crown, because for them, art is a stage, and they are always the main event.

Size & Fit

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
  • One size fits most
  • Buckle Closure
  • Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.