UNCANNY VALLEY Cap
UNCANNY VALLEY – The Future Has Encountered an Error
Welcome to the Uncanny Valley—where the past looks better than it was, the future looks weirder than it should, and nothing quite feels real. The "Future" folder seems corrupted. You can try to click “OK,” but let’s be honest—nothing’s loading the way it should.
Safe for: AQUARIUS, GEMINI, VIRGO, CAPRICORN, LIBRA
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This cap stitches together the nostalgic utopia of an old desktop and the unsettling presence of a polygonal 3D head—staring blankly into whatever’s coming next. It's a love letter to early digital dreams and the creeping realization that the tech we worship will one day be our uncanny overlord. Wear it as a badge of ironic defiance… or just as a reminder that smooth illusions always lead to jagged realities.
Who’s Wearing This?
â™’ Aquarius – Already five tabs deep into a conspiracy thread about AI sentience and the downfall of organic thought.
♊ Gemini – Loves the glitch, thrives in the paradox, and will 100% change their opinion on the singularity mid-sentence.
♍ Virgo – Knows exactly what the problem is, but good luck convincing them to not overanalyze it. Would debug reality if given admin access. Instead, they’ll wear the cap.
♑ Capricorn – Knows dystopia is inevitable and is already mentally buffering through the next five stages of adaptation.
♎ Libra – Simultaneously in love with the aesthetic and deeply unsettled by what it implies. Appreciates the balance of nostalgia and impending doom. It’s all about contrast, darling.
For those who know utopias are just pre-installed illusions.
🔥 Select Celestial – Because every system crashes, but the vibe should stay eternal.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Selectial Store 🌙 Select Celestial
- Email: selectial-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Materials/Size & Fit
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
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100% chino cotton twill
- Circumference: 23 â…ť" - 24 â…ś"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
UNCANNY VALLEY Cap Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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23.62
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4.72
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2.76
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7.48
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