ANGST HEAVYWEIGHT TEE
ANGST – Wear Your Dread
So, you’ve got existential dread, an unhealthy fascination with European arthouse thrillers, and a playlist full of post-punk songs about urban decay? Congratulations—you’ve unlocked the perfect t-shirt. ANGST is for those who feel everything too much, but make it look effortlessly cool.
The design screams German Expressionism meets brutalist fashion. The energy? Somewhere between a film student’s thesis on dread and a Berlin club kid who hasn’t slept in three days. Perfect for those who thrive on dark, cerebral cinema, underground music, and the fine art of spiraling at midnight.
Safe for: ARIES, CANCER, GEMINI, VIRGO, LIBRA
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📼 Which Signs Will Wear This Like a Second Skin?
♈ Aries – Chaotic, impulsive, and always chasing adrenaline—just like the main character of Angst. Would absolutely narrate their own bad decisions in a tense, thriller-style monologue.
♋ Cancer – Soft exterior, deeply disturbed interior. Lives in a constant emotional horror movie but still makes it look poetic. Would 100% cry over existential dread and an A24 film in the same night.
♊ Gemini – A walking duality: charming on the outside, low-key sociopathic inside. Loves dissecting the psychology of villains—mostly because they see a little too much of themselves in them.
♍ Virgo – Analyzes every life event like a crime scene, then spirals over it. Loves control, but their inner monologue is a full psychological thriller at all times.
♎ Libra – Aesthetic-obsessed, but make it dark academia with just enough existential dread. Loves moral dilemmas but refuses to pick a side—until it becomes a fashion choice.
🖤 Wear it like an art film protagonist. Or like someone who knows their life is just an obscure European movie waiting for the right soundtrack. Either way, make it's a statement with Selectial.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Selectial Store 🌙 Select Celestial
- Email: selectial-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit/MATERIALS
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
ANGST HEAVYWEIGHT TEE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|